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Total Medals Earned: 220 (From 45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,530 Points

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 9/14 (190/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 5/7 (50/200 points)

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 13/17 (350/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 2/15 (50/405 points)

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

The Gun Game

Medals Earned: 3/8 (110/395 points)

Reloader 10 Points

Reload any weapon 100 times

Campaigner 50 Points

Complete all 21 Campaign stages

Target Hater 50 Points

Equalize 500 targets

Midnight Skully 10 Points

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Juggler 25 Points

Flip a gun 100 times

Gun Addict 50 Points

Play for 4 hours

Expert 100 Points

Earn 57 expert medals

Ultimate Gun Gamer 100 Points

Collect every single in game achievement

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/470 points)

Klean run 10 Points

Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car

Kataklism 25 Points

Kill everyone in any level using only missiles

Krapped on 10 Points

Pass a level with less then 5% health left

Krash the Kage 25 Points

Escape to the big city

Kash Kow 50 Points

Earn over 100,000 dollars

Kill-a-K 50 Points

Kill one thousand people

Kan do 100 Points

Beat all levels above 80%

Kant Katch Up 100 Points

Get gold on all race levels

Kraked 100 Points

Beat the game

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 5/16 (125/495 points)

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.